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  • Welcome! My name is Greg Payne and I'd like to welcome you to my awkward  presence on the fringes of the information superhighway.



  • Alternatively you can Download it as a Microsoft Word .docx file, Regrettably, I am completely unable to view it correctly from my home Linux computer, so do please forgive me if Google Documents has exported it unformatted and hideous for your Word viewer.


  • Some examples of my work can be found here (This includes some rather exciting system-level code from Norman Data Defense Systems, if I recall correctly).



  • What do I get up to lately when I'm not working? Have a look at a random slice of stuff I've done here.


  • Lastly, you may be wondering about the so-called "associates" of Greggy P, and Associates, or perhaps you'd like to associate yourself more intimately with me yourself. For anyone this brave I include a quick summary of what the corporate entity, "Greggy P. and Associates" wants to achieve. Just what is our vision, our primary mission directives, so to speak? And exactly what are we doing here on Earth anyway, and how will our activities affect the other earthlings such as your good self, dear reader? By all means if you are curious, simply follow this link!


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  • Greg "Greggy P" Payne
  • [30th July, 2015]